Dauntless Bodyguard [Dominaria]

Dauntless Bodyguard [Dominaria]Set: Dominaria Type: Creature Human Knight Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {W} As Dauntless Bodyguard enters the battlefield, choose another creature you control. Sacrifice Dauntless Bodyguard: The chosen creature gains indestructible until end of turn. The Benalish aristocracy is hereditary, but the loyalty of its subjects is earned.

Irony is getting walked on by the earth instead of the other way around

Pessimists see the world as it is

Set: Iconic Masters Type: Creature — Devil Rarity: Rare Cost: {5}{R} At the beginning of your upkeep

Firefist captain

Set: Core Set 2019 Type: Instant Rarity: Common Cost: {R} Destroy target artifact

Set: Ice Age Type: Creature — Insect Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{B} Cumulative upkeep {1} (At the beginning of your upkeep

Set: Kaladesh Type: Creature — Elf Artificer Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{G}{G} Trample

Set: Tenth Edition Type: Enchantment — Aura Rarity: Common Cost: {3}{U} Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this

If that enchantment is an Aura

Fight with Fire deals 5 damage to target creature

Megamorph {3}{B} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}

amid shattering mountains and sundering earth