Story Time: Dating My Way Through the Bullsh*t — Signed Hardcover (Pre-Order)

Story Time: Dating My Way Through the Bullsh*t — Signed Hardcover (Pre-Order)The stories y'all been begging me to write down. Signed, in your hands, before anybody else. First off it's finally here. For years y'all have been in my comments, my DMs, my whole inbox saying the same thing: Tom, you gotta write these stories down. So I did. Every wild, grown, too far dating story I got the ones you can't believe, the ones you've quoted, the ones you've sent to your group chat at 1 in the morning all of it, in one book. This is

my whole inbox saying the same thing: Tom

YOU MUST BOOK A RESERVED TABLE

DALLAS — y'all already know what it is

Old School R&B Ladies T-Shirt

Crafted with care

The book officially drops September 5th — my 50th birthday

This is the official nationwide tour

Dark Grey Heather 52% combed and ring-spun cotton/48% polyester

and beyond

THIS IS NOT TRADITIONAL BINGO

Hip Hop and R&B Bingo with Tom Swoope (Dallas 7/18/26 BRUNCH SHOW) — SASHA'S KITCHEN

Care: Machine wash cold