SKU:18639297407

Hot Maid

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Regular price $75.00 USD
Regular price $96.00 USD Sale price $75.00 USD
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 13 - Jul 18

Description

Hot MaidWhen I get that feeling, I want sexual cleaning. BCV #7341 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure

When in doubt

Couple men of constant sorrow over here

Still noodles in water

5 farts for $5 to be exact

Much better

Thou shalt keep thy funk off thy junk

You know that I could use somebody

And they all look super excited to be taking selfies with their scumbag father

It's in escrow

BCV #4491-A

Show's cancelled

It's right up there with butt-chugging

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