TV BUNDLE - Ted Lasso & Brooklyn 99

TV BUNDLE - Ted Lasso & Brooklyn 99Stamps Included: Restock: Lasso, Roy, & Brooklyn Size: 4x6

so when the sun blacks out in the middle of the afternoon it's an "amazing natural

big dick energy

i don't hold grudges i remember facts

ever notice how big dicks always have little penises

fasten your seatbelt slut puppy

sometimes you sage and realize you are the demon i'm a trophy wife but the kind you get just for showing up nothing says i mean business like using a cart at the liquor store sending you love because wow what a shit show did i hurt

Including snark

safety first

well i'll be dammed ask me about my beaver beaver whisperer save a tree eat a beaver so dam tired dam it are you a beaver because dam it's just one dam thing after another have a dam good birthday f-caw-f swearcrow always ready to caws a scene holding grudges collecting trinkets flock around and find out sending you this card just becaws if i were a bird i know who i'd shit on crows before bros support your local murder

When you said "friends with benefits" I assumed you owned a liquor store

merry fucking christmas

aching sense of dread